religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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notxam:

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breakinq:

following back tons

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following back tons


awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

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breakinq:

following back tons

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following back tons


me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

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